Have you noticed how damn quiet it is inside public restrooms!? They can have music playing through the entire mall but not a single sound in the restroom to try to distract potty noise. From the moment you push that creekin’ door open and start hoping no one else is inside, the silence begins. Everything looks clear until that awkward moment that you make eye contact through the crack of the stall with that other lucky person that is having stomach issues and poopin’ soup. By the way, they have been holding back and clenching their ass from the moment you opened the door to avoid that embarrassing “Bloop” sound. Come on you know you all do it! If there was music you could at least time it to the drum.

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